Saturday, January 24, 2009

So I was talking to my Penis the other day...

And I said "Penis, what do you want to be when you grow up"
What do you want to be when you grow up" and He said "I want to be a dentist" and I was like "Penis, why do u wanna be a dentist" - and He said "well i like to poke around in the mouths of strangers"

- and I said "Penis, when did you get a "writer?"


and yes "Penis" did need to be capitalized.


......Ok, now, spit.

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