Again, fuck these assholes on the train. The assholes who when you accidentally brush there arm look back and give you a look like "WTF, BRO!" and like they expect to see something other than someone else riding the train who accidentally brushed against their arm.
From now on when one of these assholes looks back and gives me a look like I'm the creep I'm just gonna say "Hey, sexy, how you doing?" and give them a wink. I figure this is what they are expecting to see anyway and I love to fulfill others expectations.